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How To Piss People Off
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This is the result of oversleeping while taking a nap and not being able
to go to sleep even though it's 5:38am and you got class at 11. This is
also the result of watching complete morons get their panties in a twist over
the stupidest little things. So I present to you a guide on how to piss people
off.
Note: No idiots were harmed in the process of making this guide.
Step 1: Be Different
People hate anything that's different. In fact, if
you do look different, dress different, or act different, you can get people to assume
wild and crazy things about you. Please believe they'll fill their little minds all up
and eventually get angry and begin to hate you. And there's nothing better than getting
lots of angry glances from people!
Step 2: Be Loud.
Shout things out loud whenever you feel like it. Overdo your reactions.
Say embarressing or inappropriate things quite loudly. People will love it.
Step 3: Act like you own the place.
That's right, whenever you're out someplace, act like you own it.
Feel free to sit and read entire magazines while at the magazine rack. If you
happen to get mad, feel free to cuss out loud even if you're at the ever-so family
friendly location known as Wal*Mart. Walk around with the newest issue of XXL and voice your opinions
on it. Trust me from experience, people look extremely annoyed when you're walking around a store
only caring about yourself and your business and giving absolutely no acknowledgement to your surroundings.
Step 4: When all else fails, be yourself.
If you're like me, you can't even chill in the back of the room doin your own thing without
someone running their mouth. Confidence is in short supply and jealousy is a bitch. Show your confidence and you
won't be able to do anything without some muthafucka in your ear judging you and telling you why you're wrong.
Then kindly note to them: "kiss the rings, bitch."
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